Thursday, March 04, 2010

Words for Women to Live By

Sent to me via email this week...and so totally true.

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons  - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man ....there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest..
14. If it has Tyres or Testicles ....... it's going to give you trouble!
15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

3 comments:

Brenda said...

He he he, I love the PMS one!

Marg said...

Brilliant, I love them all.

quiltfool said...

I love that! Thanks for giving me a laugh before I have to go home and point them to the dirty dishes. Lane p.s. I'm following now.