I know you're thinking it just has to come off a cow somewhere to be termed 100% beef, and that I'm probably eating cows lips or bumhole or something but Mrs. Mac wouldn't lie. This is pure goodness and since it's lean beef it's very healthy for you too. How could pastry and gravy and cheese and bacon and beef possibly be bad ? Plus it only takes 2 minutes to heat it up in the microwave. That's faster than 2 minute noodles because you have to boil the water for them first.
I ate it out of a paper bag. Pies don't taste the same on a plate. And despite the fact I now have Dudley the Dishwasher I don't like loading him any better than I used to like doing dishes. Eventually I'm going to get so slack that we'll be eating out every night and I'll never have to do any grocery shopping which will free up 15 more hours a week for me to quilt.
And for dessert- a 9 x 4 inch chocolate cake with fudge frosting and chocolate chips. 36 square inches of gloriousness. By bedtime it's going to be gone. And the only way it's getting cut into smaller bits is when I take bites straight from the cake.
And if I get sick of the cake, I'm just going to lick all the icing off the top. That's the way I roll....
P.S. Mr. P is at Boys Night playing Dungeons and Dragons or another game that starts with a D. Do you want to bet if I licked all the icing off and put the cake into my cake display plate on the counter, he'd come home and eat the cake?