I feel like I'm living in an episode of the Twilight Zone this week.
On Thursday I managed to go to work with my undies on inside out and wore them like that all day without even noticing. I guess I should be grateful I didn't discover I'd gone to work commando.
On Friday my Dad ended up in hospital and it wasn't even anyone's birthday. He's OK now but I'm starting to suspect his forays into hospital are some weird pensioner plot to save money on his home grocery bill.
Saturday I discovered we had run out of tissues so I'm using toilet paper to blow my nose until Wednesday because I'm too lazy to go to the shops. We NEVER run out of tissues. Normally I have 43 boxes in my tissue place stash right next to no less than 89 toilet rolls in case there's a world toilet paper shortage, or a flu pandemic.
On Saturday I managed to double delete my entire email inbox and I have no idea how I did it. It's like I had an electrical force field around me that sucked all the emails into the ether. So if you emailed me in the 24 hours between Friday and Saturday and I haven't responded, I'm not being rude, some dumb arse deleted my emails.
I spent some time Saturday morning pondering the fickle nature of life, and decided to just go with the flow. If the universe wants to chuck weirdness at me I'm not going to fight it - I'm going to go right along with it.
And so, I started making a quilt back for a quilt front that I hadn't even started yet because I'm one wild and crazy girl.
And on Saturday night I discovered I am a mere 1.5 metres short of being able to finish the back and make my binding, so the universe really did have the last laugh. Not to be deterred, I ordered extra fabric online to finish it up and I'm showing what I've done anyway.
Sunday dawned looking particularly foul so it was a good day to stay inside in my pyjamas (any excuse will do)
I cut 324 of these little blighters.
and even managed to get some of them sewn together into a couple of rows
I also made a big run at my Selvage String blocks this weekend, prompted in part by this pile of goodness sent to me by Sue at Craft The Final Frontier Thank you Sue.
By the way my "big run " was 10 whole blocks. I better get a wriggle on because I'm planning to finish this quilt by the end of the month and at this stage I still have 96 blocks to make.
After a while I got bored with that and went and tortured my oven . Mr. P got banana bread...
and I braved making whoopie pies for the first time since my oven was resurrected.
Finally! Woopie Pies that don't look like pancakes or have the consistency of Chinese throwing stars.
I've been meaning to show this pork belly off for about two weeks. I've cooked pork about three times in my life and this was one of them. I think I'll be cooking it again because it was DELICIOUS! And it looks pretty too-like something out of a food magazine.
Last but not least, I'm at the "finishing the binding" stage for the Hourglass quilt.
I started that tonight while I watched Downton Abbey. I wonder if I can pull off three quilt finishes for June?
I hope your weekend has been fabulous. Mine was nowhere near long enough !