This post is for all the people who think I should eat more vegetables....
Vegetables did this to me today . Yes that's right I was attacked by a turnip.
And a very sharp knife.....
My doctor says if I'm going to try re-creating Assaggio chicken vegetable soup at home because I'm too cheap to pay the 15 bucks a bowl I should be cutting vegetables with a butter knife.
Don't panic. These are making me feel wonderful.
We'll see whether I'll get to keep the top of my finger on Monday or whether I'm forever doomed to have a weird angled pinkie.....
